The Ten Funniest Posts of the Year

Here, for your viewing entertainment, some of the funniest things I wrote this year.  I couldn't decide which one was the best, please vote on the left margin!

1. The dinner conversation with my son that almost made me pee my pants.

2. A list of terrible birthday gifts no mother wants their kid to get, and ideas for things to get for the kids who have parents you can't stand.

3. The feminine hygiene industry is high, and what would happen if other industries were equally delusional.

4. This is what happens when mommy loses her shit.

5. My take on Christian Grey, and quite possibly the most honest review of the book you will ever read.

6. Just a little story about my son, my cat and a three legged mouse.

7. This one time, I ran in public. On purpose.

8. The letter that Santa asked me to share with the children of the world. (Go pee first)

9. A list of helpful tips for going to the post office.

10. The story about the time I went swimming with a yeti. True story.