My Other Fantasy Islands

I wrote about my male island earlier, but knew from the beginning that there would be others.

I present to you, some of the rest.

All-Girl Island

1) Zooey Deschanel.  She's quirky and weird, she's gorgeous and has the brightest blue eyes ever.  She gets a ticket to the island.



2) Charlize Theron.  I kinda can't stand her personality, but you've seen the Dior commercials. Holy hotness.  I might force her into silence, but she can come.



3) Janet Jackson.  Anytime, anyplace.  Her 1993 album might just be the sexiest group of songs in the known world.  And the cover.  Oh, the cover.




4) Fiona Apple.  I've been a bad, bad girl.  Her voice alone could keep me sane.



5) Megan Fox.  Because she's Megan Fox.



My Dork Island

1) Stan Lee.  Dude rocks.



2) Lynda Carter.  We would dress up like Wonder Woman together and save the world.


3) Sheldon Cooper.  No, not Jim Parsons.  Sheldon Cooper.



4) Neil Patrick Harris.  Love me some NPH, have since he was Doogie Howser.  Love him even more now.



5) Joseph Gordon-Levitt, dressed as Batman.  Please, lord, make them make these movies.



Make Me Laugh Island

1) Jimmy Fallon.  Genius.



2) Daniel Tosh.  Only if we have an internet connection.  I'm pretty sure he's the one person who spends more time surfing Reddit than me.



3) Conan O'Brien.  I love this giant ginger.  Team Coco 4-eva.  He's bringing the jeggings.



4) Jon Stewart.  Someone has to tell me what is going on in the rest of the world.



5) Louis C.K.  Because he's flipping hilarious.